Somehow I feel Chastity by Pussy Riot & Boys Noize featuring Alice Glass would have been a terrific Eurovision Song Contest entry. All that pulsating hi-nrg electro and dodgy dominatrix language would have driven the audience bonkers. Put it in a dick cage? I have no idea what that is? Not sure I want to know, but I do know this should be enjoyed very loud, ideally in a dark room filled with dry-ice and strobe lights. A blistering single! Oh, and it is definitely douze points from this jury.